Sheltered Suburban Kid

She puked a little in her own mouth and swallowed? That's nasty! She's getting twice the calories!

She puked a little in her own mouth and swallowed? That's nasty!  She's getting twice the calories!
  Sheltered Suburban Kid

every drug should be illegal! Drinks coffee loaded with caffeine everyday

every drug should be illegal! Drinks coffee loaded with caffeine everyday  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Makes out with 4 people at a party everyone she doesn't like is a slut

Makes out with 4 people at a party everyone she doesn't like is a slut  Sheltered Suburban Kid

OMG so wasted had one alchohol free beer

OMG so wasted had one alchohol free beer  Sheltered Suburban Kid

omg they shot osama i thought he was a good president

omg they shot osama i thought he was a good president  Sheltered Suburban Kid

he everybody its my quincenara (next year its her baby shower)

he everybody its my quincenara  (next year its her baby shower)  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Trackwork on inner west line didn't notice, lives on North Shore

Trackwork on inner west line didn't notice, lives on North Shore  Sheltered Suburban Kid

"I'm a safe driver" Causes inumerable crashes and near misses due to erratic driving

Sheltering Mom unplugs printer to take away internet has not tried turning it off and on again

Sheltering Mom unplugs printer to take away internet has not tried turning it off and on again  Sheltered Suburban Kid

My school is so ghetto there's like, 5 black people in it

My school is so ghetto there's like, 5 black people in it  Sheltered Suburban Kid
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