Sheltered Suburban Kid

Im applying to harvard yale and duke goes to ub

Im applying to harvard yale and duke goes to ub  Sheltered Suburban Kid

boots at dotty's? sure, I could use some new uggs!

boots at dotty's? sure, I could use some new uggs!  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Gets a dildo for a gag gift cries

Gets a dildo for a gag gift cries  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Goes to mall, maxes out credit card "What are you talking about? It was only one pair of shoes!"

Goes to mall, maxes out credit card

weed... not even once

weed... not even once  Sheltered Suburban Kid

I live in a bad neighborhood The house down the street only has one story

I live in a bad neighborhood The house down the street only has one story  Sheltered Suburban Kid

This is where the poor people live There's a goodwill

This is where the poor people live There's a goodwill  Sheltered Suburban Kid

boyfriend wants to hold hands not until marriage

boyfriend wants to hold hands not until marriage  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Your neighbors are black? you must live in the ghetto

Your neighbors are black? you must live in the ghetto   Sheltered Suburban Kid

go to college as a virgin two abortions by midterms

go to college as a virgin two abortions by midterms  Sheltered Suburban Kid
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