Sheltered Suburban Kid

"I'M A HARDCORE THRIFTER" NEVER STEPPED FOOT IN A THRIFT STORE UNTIL MACKLEMORE TOLD HER TO

Meets a black man gets raped for the first time

Meets a black man gets raped for the first time  Sheltered Suburban Kid

omg we're in the ghetto saw three black people and a white castle

omg we're in the ghetto saw three black people and a white castle  Sheltered Suburban Kid

summer camp time perfects handjob

summer camp time perfects handjob  Sheltered Suburban Kid

i don't eat frozen yogurt only pinkberry

i don't eat frozen yogurt only pinkberry  Sheltered Suburban Kid

goes to Europe to experience culture Complains no one speaks english

goes to Europe to experience culture Complains no one speaks english  Sheltered Suburban Kid

"OMG, This is way so hardcore, but its a little much for me." blink-182 - down

I'm from Chicago I just happen to live really north of it. IN A TOWN CALLED dEERFIELD.

I'm from Chicago I just happen to live really north of it. IN A TOWN CALLED dEERFIELD.  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Sees kids doing drug deal calls cops

Sees kids doing drug deal calls cops  Sheltered Suburban Kid

spends a weekend in New Orleans calls it "Nawlins" for rest of her life

spends a weekend in 
New Orleans calls it
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