Sheltered Suburban Kid

My girlfriend takes birthcontrol pill "i want to stay virgin" she tells me

My girlfriend takes birthcontrol pill

I'm a christian! I go to church every sunday! gives every guy a blowjob

I'm a christian! I go to church every sunday! gives every guy a blowjob  Sheltered Suburban Kid

"Omg you're so silly!" "If you don't have any money just ask your parents for more!"

omg run he is going to rape me successful black man

omg run he is going to rape me successful black man  Sheltered Suburban Kid

MY FRIENDS HOUSE IS GHETTO HE ONLY HAS SINGLE PANE WINDOWS

MY FRIENDS HOUSE IS GHETTO  HE ONLY HAS SINGLE PANE WINDOWS  Sheltered Suburban Kid

goes to Mexico City to experience mexican culture eats at taco bell

goes to Mexico City to experience mexican culture eats at taco bell  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Call you trailer trash whore Has had 5 abortions

Call you trailer trash whore Has had 5 abortions  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Complains about people on welfare being lazy. Lives with parents who pay for everything.

Complains about people on welfare being lazy. Lives with parents who pay for everything.  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Reads 50 shades of grey thinks the writing is great

Reads 50 shades of grey thinks the writing is great  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Tells you not to talk to her Bitches you out for not including in group text

Tells you not to talk to her Bitches you out for not including in group text  Sheltered Suburban Kid
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