Sheltered College Freshman

I BET I CAN FIX YOU WITHOUT BEING SEDUCED BY YOU

I BET I CAN FIX YOU WITHOUT BEING SEDUCED BY YOU  Sheltered College Freshman

I THINK IM ALLERGIC TO CIGARETTES BECAUSE EVERYTIME IM NEAR THEM I COUGH

I THINK IM ALLERGIC TO CIGARETTES BECAUSE EVERYTIME IM NEAR THEM I COUGH  Sheltered College Freshman

Dead baby jokes? You people kill real babies?!

Dead baby jokes? You people kill real babies?!  Sheltered College Freshman

Swipes into dining hall "Am I allowed to eat?"

Swipes into dining hall

Run a train with me and your bros? are you a conductor?

Run a train with me and your bros? are you a conductor?  Sheltered College Freshman

Cream pie? That sounds delicious!

Cream pie? That sounds delicious!  Sheltered College Freshman

I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE EFFECTS OF ANXIETY I GOT AN A - INSTEAD OF AN A+

I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE EFFECTS OF ANXIETY I GOT AN A - INSTEAD OF AN A+  Sheltered College Freshman

Come dumpster? Dumpsters can't move. You'll have to take the trash out yourself.

Come dumpster? Dumpsters can't move.  You'll have to take the trash out yourself.  Sheltered College Freshman

ping pong show? sure! i absolutely love artistic performances!

ping pong show? sure! i absolutely love artistic performances!  Sheltered College Freshman

You're different from the other frat guys? OK, you can have my virginity.

You're different from the other frat guys? OK, you can have my virginity.  Sheltered College Freshman
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