Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You think the futon looks comfy and want to sleep on it too? I don't think theres room for both of us

You think the futon looks comfy and want to sleep on it too? I don't think theres room for both of us   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Dirty Sanchez Oh, is that the new mexican place?

Dirty Sanchez Oh, is that the new mexican place?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Cameltoe? No, I'm a rhino

Cameltoe? No, I'm a rhino  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

That cute girl keeps staring at me. i must have something on my face.

That cute girl keeps staring at me. i must have something on my face.    Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Skyrim? I thought it was called a rimjob

Skyrim? I thought it was called a rimjob  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

grindr? is that an espresso-maker?

grindr? is that an espresso-maker?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

If i wanna wrestle you? I don't fight girls

If i wanna wrestle you? I don't fight girls  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Do you want to load your stuff into my trunk? No thanks there's enough room in mine

Do you want to load your stuff into my trunk? No thanks there's enough room in mine  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I brought you some oil for that rusty trombone you mentioned

I brought you some oil for that rusty trombone you mentioned  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Take off my pants? No Problem! I have shorts on underneath

Take off my pants? No Problem! I have shorts on underneath  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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