Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You're a dirty girl? Then go and shower

You're a dirty girl? Then go and shower  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

well how else would you wash a cup?

well how else would you wash a cup?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

fleshlight? must come in handy if the power goes out

fleshlight? must come in handy if the power goes out  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"Can I come over and practice?" Sorry, not home

Her:"Let's do something naughty" Me: "Why don't you come back to my place..." "I know cool ways to troll people over the internet!"

Her:

let's go to my place... to see a movie no really, i've got awesome movies

let's go to my place...
to see a movie no really, i've got awesome movies  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I wish my boyfriend was more like you Get him to play minecraft?

I wish my boyfriend was more like you Get him to play minecraft?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I'm making you wet? How? I don't have any water.

I'm making you wet? How? I don't have any water.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Fap? I'm not familiar with that rhetorical device

Fap? I'm not familiar with that rhetorical device  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

What does Progressive outer retinal necrosis have to do with the internet?

What does Progressive outer retinal necrosis have to do with the internet?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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