Sexually Oblivious Rhino

sex tape? all i have is duct tape

sex tape? all i have is duct tape  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

a mirror in my pocket? no i don't do cocaine.

a mirror in my pocket? no i don't do cocaine.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

lick your pussy? your cat will clean itself

lick your pussy? your cat will clean itself  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"Is that a rocket in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Sorry its actually the zipper on my jeans flipped up, let me fix that

"Wow it's really cold out here" "Probably because you didn't zip up your jacket"

WHY YES THERE does appear to be A BANANA IN MY TROUSERS, not sure how they got in there.

WHY YES THERE does appear to be A BANANA IN MY TROUSERS, not sure how they got in there.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You want a dirty sanchez? My friend is dirty, but his name is Jose.

You want a dirty sanchez? My friend is dirty, but his name is Jose.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Two Girls One Cup? what drink are they sharing?

Two Girls One Cup? what drink are they sharing?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

do i want to see you pop your pussy? no thanks, I'm for animal rights.

do i want to see you pop your pussy? no thanks, I'm for animal rights.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You want me to stick the thing between my legs into the thing between your legs? But we're both wearing jeans; the zippers will tangle!

You want me to stick the thing between my legs into the thing between your legs? But we're both wearing jeans; the zippers will tangle!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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