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Sexually Oblivious Rhino

her: Im cold, please heat me up Me: I know what to do put your hands in your armpits

her: Im cold, please heat me up Me: I know what to do put your hands in your armpits Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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Toss your salad? Shouldn't the chef had done that? Caption 3 goes here

Toss your salad? Shouldn't the chef had done that? Caption 3 goes here Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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Puts arm around girl to reach for popcorn

Puts arm around girl to reach for popcorn Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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You want to bust a nut? There doesn't seem to be any nutcrackers around.

You want to bust a nut? There doesn't seem to be any nutcrackers around. Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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funny, i don't recall putting any food in my ears so why the hell do you keep licking them?

funny, i don't recall putting any food in my ears so why the hell do you keep licking them? Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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"Climb in bed with me." No, there are two beds here.
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Hey do you want stay over this weekend? My sweetmates are gone. Ya sure! *Brings sleeping bag*

Hey do you want stay over this weekend? My sweetmates are gone. Ya sure! *Brings sleeping bag* Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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Need help getting changed? "I know how to put on pants lol"

Need help getting changed?
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Gets massage from two girls Thanks, I have to do homework now

Gets massage from two girls Thanks, I have to do homework now Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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Girlfriend asks if he wants to eat her out "I was thinking the same thing, does Applebee's sound good to you?

Girlfriend asks if he wants to eat her out
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