Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"Tennant is the hottest. You know, you totally look like him." Hmm, no, I don't really see it.

Girl takes me back to her place Talk to her roommates for an hour then pass out

Girl takes me back to her place Talk to her roommates for an hour then pass out  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Doug Sedenquist says, I will attack fellow Republicans so the liberals don't have to!

Doug Sedenquist says, I will attack fellow Republicans so the liberals don't have to!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

69? no, i'm only 34!

69? no, i'm only 34!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Fingerblast your fartbox? NO

Fingerblast your fartbox? NO  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Do it orally? I hate presentations

Do it orally?  I hate presentations  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Condom? That's a fancy word for a water balloon

Condom? That's a fancy word for a water balloon  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

you want to sleep with me? ok, just don't hog the blankets

you want to sleep with me? ok, just don't hog the blankets  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You're getting too skinny, maybe you should come to my place so i can feed you nah, i'm on a diet

You're getting too skinny, maybe you should come to my place so i can feed you nah, i'm on a diet  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You have some dust by your zipper let me wipe it off No, it's ok i'll get it.

You have some dust by your zipper let me wipe it off No, it's ok i'll get it.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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