Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Come over so I can show you the rest of my tattoos No thanks. I am still doing laundry.

Come over so I can show you the rest of my tattoos No thanks.  I am still doing laundry.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

you think about me when you play with yourself? next time let me know, I'll game with you

you think about me when you play with yourself? next time let me know, I'll game with you  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Fellatio? Is that a breed of horse?

Fellatio? Is that a breed of horse?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Blow job? Got a hair drier!

Blow job? Got a hair drier!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Lay on your bed? I don't want to be rude and fall asleep

Lay on your bed? I don't want to be rude and fall asleep  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You're late?! for what?

You're late?! for what?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

sit on my lap? there are plenty of chairs silly plus you'll make my legs go numb

sit on my lap? there are plenty of chairs silly plus you'll make my legs go numb  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"I'd tap that" "She is not a KEG"

Tossed Salad? Sure. I am on a diet

Tossed Salad? Sure. I am on a diet  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

you want me to be inside you? i thought thats where jesus is supposed to be

you want me to be inside you? i thought thats where jesus is supposed to be  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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