Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Fisting? Sorry, I don't believe in violence.

Fisting? Sorry, I don't believe in violence.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Doggy Style? Let's try Gangnam style instead

Doggy Style? Let's try Gangnam style instead  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Lost Weight Then realized the problem was my personality

Lost Weight Then realized the problem was my personality  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Missionary I didn't know you are religious

Missionary I didn't know you are religious  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

your all wet right now you should grab a towel

your all wet right now  you should grab a towel  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

why would I want to make a dragon angry?

why would I want to make a dragon angry?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

¿Mojar la brocha? No hay nada que pintar

¿Mojar la brocha? No hay nada que pintar  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"back to yours?" I'm pretty sure i'm taller

DSL? I switched to satellite a few months back

DSL? I switched to satellite a few months back  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You have any plans tonight? Nope *walks away*

You have any plans tonight? Nope *walks away*  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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