Sexually Oblivious Rhino

poke her but i can't hold the cards, i'm a rhino

poke her but i can't hold the cards, i'm a rhino  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Share the blanket? That's alright, I'm kind of warm anyway.

Share the blanket? That's alright, I'm kind of warm anyway.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

you want to give me a handjob? sorry but i'm not looking for employment

you want to give me a handjob? sorry but i'm not looking for employment   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

help clean my pipes? is the sink draining too slowly for you?

help clean my pipes? is the sink draining too slowly for you?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

myfriendshotmom.com must be a site for a snuff film...

myfriendshotmom.com must be a site for a snuff film...  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

you're soaking wet? i'll go grab a towel

you're soaking wet? i'll go grab a towel  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You want me to sleep in your bed? No thanks I'm fine on the couch

You want me to sleep in your bed? No thanks I'm fine on the couch  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Creampie? Sorry, the kitchen is closed.

Creampie? Sorry, the kitchen is closed.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Play charades? Oh, I know! You're brushing your teeth!

Play charades? Oh, I know! You're brushing your teeth!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

BECCA WHAT YOU DOING WITH THAT CUCUMBER

BECCA  WHAT YOU DOING WITH THAT CUCUMBER  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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