Sexually Oblivious Rhino

My dick? I got rid of my slaves a long time ago

My dick? I got rid of my slaves a long time ago  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

do I want a bj? butter and jelly sandwich doesn't sound good

do I want a bj? butter and jelly sandwich doesn't sound good  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

sure, i can give you a ride but my friend lives closer

sure, i can give you a ride but my friend lives closer  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Tap that ass? Why, is it sleeping?

Tap that ass? Why, is it sleeping?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You want a golden shower? That sounds expensive

You want a golden shower? That sounds expensive  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

she has a blue waffle? she must be good with food colouring

she has a blue waffle? she must be good with food colouring  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Girl i don't know wants to sit on my lap all evening long Yep, we're gonna be best friends

Girl i don't know wants to sit on my lap all evening long Yep, we're gonna be best friends  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Girl with a cold: 'Sex is usually my remedy' me: 'pills would probably work faster'

Girl with a cold: 'Sex is usually my remedy' me: 'pills would probably work faster'   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

ride me? do i look like a friggin car to you?

ride me? do i look like a friggin car to you?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

roleplay? I prefer first person shooters to RPGs

roleplay? I prefer first person shooters to RPGs  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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