Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Too drunk to drive home? I'll get you a cab.

Too drunk to drive home? I'll get you a cab.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Wanna play strip MW3? Nah, I'm no good at first person shooters

Wanna play strip MW3? Nah, I'm no good at first person shooters  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You're starting a meme war? Hold on, let me get my popcorn

You're starting a meme war? Hold on, let me get my popcorn  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Only thing better than the safari zone is the friend zone

Only thing better than the safari zone is the friend zone  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

handjob? no thanks, my job already requires both hands.

handjob? no thanks, my job already requires both hands.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Are you horny? Of course I am, I'm a Rhinoceros

Are you horny? Of course I am, I'm a Rhinoceros   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Andrzej? A matka wie, ze cpiesz?

Andrzej? A matka wie, ze cpiesz?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

what you looking at want me to shove this horn up your ass like your mother did to you

what you looking at want me to shove this horn up your ass like your mother did to you  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

you want some? some what?

you want some? some what?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I HATE CHUCK NORRIS'S DOG... THAT DOG SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME... LOL

I HATE CHUCK NORRIS'S DOG... THAT DOG SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME... LOL   Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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