Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Hey, I hear pineapple makes your sperm taste better. "I've never heard of that, it's probably not true."

Hey, I hear pineapple makes your sperm taste better.

Girl thinks "bed warmer" was a lady Clarifies it is a stuffed animal

Girl thinks

I make you hot and bothered? Oh. I guess I'll turn on the A/C and leave you alone.

I make you hot and bothered? Oh. I guess I'll turn on the A/C and leave you alone.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Of course you need to go deeper Its the only way inception works

Of course you need to go deeper Its the only way inception works  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Turn to 69? In what book?

Turn to 69? In what book?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Spooning leads to forking? No thanks, that sounds painful.

Spooning leads to forking? No thanks, that sounds painful.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Too tired to drive home? You can have the bed, I'll sleep on the couch

Too tired to drive home? You can have the bed, I'll sleep on the couch  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You want a dutch oven? Alright but those can be pretty expensive.

You want a dutch oven?  Alright but those can be pretty expensive.   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

why did dad ground me? he nose

why did dad ground me? he nose  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Some WD-40 should help with that Rusty Trombone

Some WD-40 should help with that
Rusty Trombone  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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