Sexually Oblivious Rhino

BDSM? I prefer ELO or U2

BDSM? I prefer ELO or U2  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"you're about to watch that movie alone tonight? i've been wanting to see it..." "it's on netflix, you can watch it whenever you want."

Can i come sleep at your place tonight? sure, i have a great couch

Can i come sleep at your place tonight? sure, i have a great couch  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You're not hard anyone can beat you up

You're not hard anyone can beat you up  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You want to get in my pants? I don't think you're my size

You want to get in my pants? I don't think you're my size  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Rusty Trombone? That's going to have a poor sound quality

Rusty Trombone? That's going to have a poor sound quality  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Boy I got sandy at the beach, I need a shower. How about you? Nah I'm good I'll shower when I get home.

Boy I got sandy at the beach, I need a shower. How about you? Nah I'm good I'll shower when I get home.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I'm really romantically interested in you im a fucking rhino bitch back the fuck off i will literally impale you

I'm really romantically interested in you im a fucking rhino bitch back the fuck off i will literally impale you  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

How you doin' baby? ;) I'm good. Thanks.

How you doin' baby? ;) I'm good. Thanks.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

did you say you're not wearing underwear? i hope you don't have jeans on

did you say you're not wearing underwear? i hope you don't have jeans on  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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