Serious Baby

What you mean I can't get those boobies right now?

What you mean  I can't get those boobies right now?  Serious Baby

i left the womb for this?!

i left the womb for this?!  Serious Baby

What is Dad doing with my milk jugs? I thought he was lactose intolerant

What is Dad doing with my milk jugs? I thought he was lactose intolerant  Serious Baby

i'm a princess i have two servants who adore me and take care of me and clean up my poopies

i'm a princess i have two servants who adore me and take care of me and clean up my poopies  Serious Baby

I don't always cry for three hours straight, but when I do, it is for no apparent reason.

I don't always cry for three hours straight, but when I do, it is for no apparent reason.  Serious Baby

I don't always breast feed but when I do, I prefer Dos Titties

I don't always breast feed but when I do, I prefer Dos Titties  Serious Baby

Tugged on your earring because they're so ugly you shouldn't wear them

Tugged on your earring because they're so ugly you shouldn't wear them  Serious Baby

If you sing twinkle twinkle one more time... I swear to god

If you sing twinkle twinkle one more time... I swear to god  Serious Baby

Mom, how did you make me? and don't give me none of that "when mom and dad love each other very much" bull

Mom, how did you make me? and don't give me none of that

bitch keeps taking my nose. I need my nose.

bitch keeps taking my nose. I need my nose.  Serious Baby
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