Scumbag shepard

Has poker table on Normandy. Never plays poker.

Has poker table on Normandy. Never plays poker.  Scumbag shepard

bangs jack bangs tali dumps tali to bang miranda dumps miranda to bang kelly lets kelly get killed by collectors

bangs jack bangs tali dumps tali to bang miranda dumps miranda to bang kelly lets kelly get killed by collectors   Scumbag shepard

Stops assassin from killing a hostage... by killing the hostage

Stops assassin from killing a hostage... by killing the hostage   Scumbag shepard

meets his biggest fan shoots him in the foot

meets his biggest fan shoots him in the foot  Scumbag shepard

Reporter asks for an interview punches her in the face

Reporter asks for an interview punches her in the face  Scumbag shepard

Stops quarians from killing geth Kills them anyway along with Reapers

Stops quarians from killing geth Kills them anyway along with Reapers  Scumbag shepard

Stop Illusive Man from controlling reapers CONTROLS REAPERS ANYWAYS

Stop Illusive Man from controlling reapers CONTROLS REAPERS ANYWAYS  Scumbag shepard

I have summoned a singularity in my pants

I have summoned a singularity in my pants  Scumbag shepard

Civilians need extraction steals money and weapons first

Civilians need extraction steals money and weapons first  Scumbag shepard

Takes geth Side chooses destroy ending

Takes geth Side chooses destroy ending  Scumbag shepard
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