Scumbag dog

Full bowl of food in kitchen licks chip crumbs from your couch

Full bowl of food in kitchen licks chip crumbs from your couch  Scumbag dog

ATE YOUR DINNER HID THE EVIDENCE UNDER THE COUCH

ATE YOUR DINNER HID THE EVIDENCE UNDER THE COUCH  Scumbag dog

CAN SMELL CANCER AND HUMP YOUR WEIRD WIFE IN THE BATHTUB

CAN SMELL CANCER AND HUMP YOUR WEIRD WIFE IN THE BATHTUB   Scumbag dog

comes home from a walk shits on your lawn

comes home from a walk shits on your lawn  Scumbag dog

HAS PLENTY OF TOYS MMM SHOES

HAS PLENTY OF TOYS MMM SHOES  Scumbag dog

CAN U SMELL THAT? SMELLS LIKE NIAMH'S PISS

CAN U SMELL THAT? SMELLS LIKE NIAMH'S PISS  Scumbag dog

Has the capability to be a menacing guard dog Spends whole life chewing on bones

Has the capability to be a menacing guard dog Spends whole life chewing on bones  Scumbag dog

IS HE GONE YET?

IS HE GONE YET?  Scumbag dog

gets let outside for pee times comes back in and drinks all the water

gets let outside for pee times comes back in and drinks all the water  Scumbag dog

Refrigerator makes same noise everyday, all day Barks everytime as if murderer in house

Refrigerator makes same noise everyday, all day Barks everytime as if murderer in house  Scumbag dog
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