Scumbag dog

Let him out to pee Runs away

Let him out to pee Runs away  Scumbag dog

ASKS TO GO OUT CONSTANTLY REJECTS IDEA EVERYTIME I OPEN THE DOOR

ASKS TO GO OUT CONSTANTLY REJECTS IDEA EVERYTIME I OPEN THE DOOR  Scumbag dog

MEETS YOUR MOM BECOMES YOUR NEW DAD

MEETS YOUR MOM BECOMES YOUR NEW DAD  Scumbag dog

Sees you sick and vomiting humps the fuck out of your leg

Sees you sick and vomiting humps the fuck out of your leg  Scumbag dog

CAN SMELL CANCER can't tell anyone when he detects it in himself

CAN SMELL CANCER can't tell anyone when he detects it in himself  Scumbag dog

EATS ENTIRE BOWL OF FOOD THROWS IT ALL UP ON COUCH

EATS ENTIRE BOWL OF FOOD THROWS IT ALL UP ON COUCH  Scumbag dog

Climbs on lap for pats and cuddles Ends up growling, biting you and then leaving a shit stain on your leg.

Climbs on lap for pats and cuddles Ends up growling, biting you and then leaving a shit stain on your leg.  Scumbag dog

Knows you're about to go to sleep crashes in the center of the bed on top of your blankets

Knows you're about to go to sleep crashes in the center of the bed on top of your blankets  Scumbag dog

Has a doggie door to the outside Pees and poops inside

Has a doggie door to the outside Pees and poops inside  Scumbag dog

NEIGHBORS ABOUT TO PULL INTO DRIVEWAY? THEIR PAVEMENT LOOKS LIKE A GREAT PLACE TO TAKE A SHIT

NEIGHBORS ABOUT TO PULL INTO DRIVEWAY? THEIR PAVEMENT LOOKS LIKE A GREAT PLACE TO TAKE A SHIT  Scumbag dog
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