Scumbag dog

The colder it is outside The longer it takes me to shit

The colder it is outside The longer it takes me to shit  Scumbag dog

Walks by a cute girl with you Starts pooping

Walks by a cute girl with you  Starts pooping  Scumbag dog

HAPPILY GREETS ALL YOUR VISTORS BY HUMPING THEIR LEGS

HAPPILY GREETS ALL YOUR VISTORS BY HUMPING THEIR LEGS  Scumbag dog

CAN SMELL CANCER SMELLS ME CONSTANTLY

CAN SMELL CANCER SMELLS ME CONSTANTLY  Scumbag dog

You just put $35 Flea control on me? Better do a massive dog shake and get all that shit off

You just put $35 Flea control on me? Better do a massive dog shake and get all that shit off   Scumbag dog

Sees you sick and vomiting Lays his bone on your back

Sees you sick and vomiting Lays his bone on your back  Scumbag dog

OH YOU DISLOCATED YOUR KNEE, ALLOW ME TO JUMP ON IT WHILE YOU'RE IN BED TO MAKE SURE

OH YOU DISLOCATED YOUR KNEE, ALLOW ME TO JUMP ON IT WHILE YOU'RE IN BED TO MAKE SURE  Scumbag dog

hears master say "outside" instantly assumes going for walk

hears master say

begs for your steak eats it in one bite

begs for your steak eats it in one bite  Scumbag dog

SEES YOU LEAVING ON TIME FOR WORK THROWS UP AND MAKES YOU LATE

SEES YOU LEAVING ON TIME FOR WORK THROWS UP AND MAKES YOU LATE  Scumbag dog
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