Scumbag dog

won't poop on his 20 minute walk poops on floor 5 minutes later

won't poop on his 20 minute walk poops on floor 5 minutes later  Scumbag dog

brings ball over to play runs away with it

brings ball over to play runs away   with it  Scumbag dog

Door Knocks Plenty loud for you to hear Barks obnoxiously to notify you of this

Door Knocks Plenty loud for you to hear Barks obnoxiously to notify you of this  Scumbag dog

Opens Bathroom door while you're shitting Doesn't close door on way out

Opens Bathroom door while you're shitting Doesn't close door on way out  Scumbag dog

Loves you every day of his life Dies!

Loves you every day of his life Dies!  Scumbag dog

ATTACKS MAILMAN OFFERS FRIENDLY LICKS TO BURGLAR

ATTACKS MAILMAN OFFERS FRIENDLY LICKS TO BURGLAR  Scumbag dog

CAN SMELL CANCER CHECKS HIMSELF CONSTANTLY

CAN SMELL CANCER CHECKS HIMSELF CONSTANTLY  Scumbag dog

Somebody shit on the rug? Nah bro, that doesn't sound like me

Somebody shit on the rug? Nah bro, that doesn't sound like me  Scumbag dog

i don't always shit on walks but when i do, hot women are nearby

i don't always shit on walks but when i do, hot women are nearby  Scumbag dog

BARKS FOR FIVE MINUTES WHEN OWNER COMES HOME DEAD SILENT WHILE CAR IS BROKEN INTO

BARKS FOR FIVE MINUTES WHEN OWNER COMES HOME DEAD SILENT WHILE CAR IS BROKEN INTO  Scumbag dog
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