Scumbag dog

YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP? BUT SOMEONE IS WALKING AROUND OUTSIDE! LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP?
BUT SOMEONE IS WALKING AROUND OUTSIDE! LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE  Scumbag dog

SAY'S HE'S A GREAT DANE ISN'T

SAY'S HE'S A GREAT DANE ISN'T  Scumbag dog

Stops every 3 feet to sniff something Runs the moment you need to tie your shoe

Stops every 3 feet to sniff something Runs the moment you need to tie your shoe  Scumbag dog

Fresh, Cold Water in the Bowl Drinks the Toilet Dry Instead

Fresh, Cold Water in the Bowl Drinks the Toilet Dry Instead  Scumbag dog

CRAWLS UNDER YOUR BED COVERS FARTS

CRAWLS UNDER YOUR BED COVERS FARTS  Scumbag dog

oh, you are having friends over tonight? let me produce that lovely fish scent from my butt that everyone loves!

oh, you are having friends over tonight? let me produce that lovely fish scent from my butt that everyone loves!  Scumbag dog

LICKS BUTT LICKS YOUR FACE AFTER

LICKS BUTT LICKS YOUR FACE AFTER  Scumbag dog

has 1/4 acre of plush grass in the backyard shits on the patio

has 1/4 acre of plush grass in the backyard shits on the patio  Scumbag dog

oh you spent over $100 on those shoes ? chews them up, and pees on them while you're sleeping

oh you spent over $100 on those shoes ? chews them up, and pees on them while you're sleeping  Scumbag dog

PAID TO GUARD YOUR HOUSE GOES CHASING PUSSY INSTEAD

PAID TO GUARD YOUR HOUSE GOES CHASING PUSSY INSTEAD  Scumbag dog
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