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Totally healthy for 2 years Finally have a date? Here's a giant zit, diarrhea, and a runny nose.

Totally healthy for 2 years Finally have a date? Here's a giant zit, diarrhea, and a runny nose. Scumbag body
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Take multivitamins at suggestion of doctor Constant Nosebleeds

Take multivitamins at suggestion of doctor Constant Nosebleeds Scumbag body
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pLANNING A NIGHT OUT WITH A FRIEND? HERE'S NOROVIRUS FOR YOU AND A COLD FOR THE OTHER. HAVE FUN!

pLANNING A NIGHT OUT WITH A FRIEND? HERE'S NOROVIRUS FOR YOU AND A COLD FOR THE OTHER. HAVE FUN! Scumbag body
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oh you're hanging out with an attractive girl tomorrow? How about a wet dream tonight so she thinks you have ed

oh you're hanging out with an attractive girl tomorrow? How about a wet dream tonight so she thinks you have ed Scumbag body
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Oh you arrived early for your Job interview? Here have some explosive diarrhea that clogs the toilet

Oh you arrived early for your Job interview? Here have some explosive diarrhea that clogs the toilet Scumbag body
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can wake itself up 2 minutes before alarm clock lets me be late for everything while awake

can wake itself up 2 minutes before alarm clock lets me be late for everything while awake Scumbag body
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Eating too much? I'll store all of those extra calories for you as fat. Dieting? I'll lower your BMR to "hibernation" and store everything you eat as fat.

Eating too much? I'll store all of those extra calories for you as fat. Dieting? I'll lower your BMR to
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Shits out excess protein and vitamins Stores fatty food forever

Shits out excess protein and vitamins Stores fatty food forever Scumbag body
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Oh you just washed your hands? You won't be needing any friction in your fingertips for the next hour right

Oh you just washed your hands? You won't be needing any friction in your fingertips for the next hour right Scumbag body
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oh u gettin some head how bout we do a fart

oh u gettin some head how bout we do a fart Scumbag body
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