Scumbag body

Start to choke Protective mechanism responds to choke threats by shutting off your airways

Start to choke Protective mechanism responds to choke threats by shutting off your airways  Scumbag body

Needs sun for vitamin d gets sunburn

Needs sun for vitamin d gets sunburn  Scumbag body

In bed with a man? QUEEF.

In bed with a man? QUEEF.  Scumbag body

oh, you're finally cuddling with her in perfectly normal room temperature? just let me sweat profusely for a little bit here

oh, you're finally cuddling with her in perfectly normal room temperature? just let me sweat profusely for a little bit here   Scumbag body

Brain hates studying respiratory medicine Lungs get ironic chest infection as a result

Brain hates studying respiratory medicine Lungs get ironic chest infection as a result  Scumbag body

Gets horny when drunk Shuts down penis when drunk

Gets horny when drunk Shuts down penis when drunk   Scumbag body

Oh, you want to shake this man's hand? Let's moisten up that hand for you

Oh, you want to shake this man's hand? Let's moisten up that hand for you  Scumbag body

Runs fever makes you feel cold

Runs fever makes you feel cold  Scumbag body

Toilets clogged? You have to shit. NOW

Toilets clogged?  You have to shit. NOW  Scumbag body

Hears crush from around the corner not well enough to know if shes laughing or crying

Hears crush from around the corner not well enough to know if shes laughing or crying  Scumbag body
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