Scumbag body

Running late for work About to leave "You need to poop. NOW!"

Running late for work About to leave

Makes you love ice cream Grows up lactose intolerant

Makes you love ice cream Grows up lactose intolerant  Scumbag body

Gets fat everywhere... except the one place you could use a little more

Gets fat everywhere... except the one place you could use a little more  Scumbag body

not enough calcium for half-decent teeth enough calcium for super-strong jaw

not enough calcium
for half-decent teeth enough calcium for super-strong jaw  Scumbag body

Oh, what's that? You need to finish your assignment that's due on Tuesday and worth 25% of your final grade? Let's get sick

Oh, what's that? You need to finish your assignment that's due on Tuesday and worth 25% of your final grade? Let's get sick  Scumbag body

Tells you to have a shower Has to shit after you're done

Tells you to have a shower Has to shit after you're done  Scumbag body

Oh You Just Showered? Now would be a fine time to take a dump, don't you think?

Oh You Just Showered? Now would be a fine time to take a dump, don't you think?  Scumbag body

Can't shit in a public restroom tries to make you shit pants in class room of 30 people

Can't shit in a public restroom tries to make you shit pants in class room of 30 people  Scumbag body

Dude, you really have to fart. Nah, just kidding, you had to piss. better change your pants.

Dude, you really have to fart. Nah, just kidding, you had to piss. better change your pants.  Scumbag body

Gets sick for one day only on the day i have 2 midterms

Gets sick for one day only on the day i have 2 midterms  Scumbag body
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