Scumbag Wife

Wants to watch a movie together takes hour long call from mother in the same room during the big finish

Wants to watch a movie together takes hour long call from mother in the same room during the big finish  Scumbag Wife

Makes you sit through awful chick flicks Complains when you put one of your films on and she's on facebook in the same room.

Makes you sit through awful chick flicks Complains when you put one of your films on and she's on facebook in the same room.  Scumbag Wife

Spends money you don't have on things you don't need Blames you when car and furniture repossessed.

Spends money you don't have on things you don't need Blames you when car and furniture repossessed.  Scumbag Wife

Asks if she can use your computer clicks all the reddit links

Asks if she can use your computer clicks all the reddit links  Scumbag Wife

Doesn't want to talk you until you're on an important conference call

Doesn't want to talk you until you're on an important conference call  Scumbag Wife

Says Homemade thick Potato chips aren't lunch. makes stuffing instead.

Says Homemade thick Potato chips aren't lunch. makes stuffing instead.  Scumbag Wife

Agrees to you getting sports channels moans evertime you try and watch a game

Agrees to you getting sports channels moans evertime you try and watch a game  Scumbag Wife

Fresh snow on the driveway? Let me drive all over that for you.

Fresh snow on the driveway? Let me drive all over that for you.  Scumbag Wife

buys you candy eats it while you're at work

buys you candy eats it while you're at work  Scumbag Wife

Doesn't believe in Wikipedia because "anyone can edit it" Believes in Homeopathy, astrology, eastern medicine

Doesn't believe in Wikipedia because
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