Scumbag Wife

Won't always fuck you Gets pissed if you masturbate

Won't always fuck you Gets pissed if you masturbate  Scumbag Wife

Uses your vehicle BRINGS BACK ON EMPTY

Uses your vehicle BRINGS BACK ON EMPTY  Scumbag Wife

Tells you your grilled cheese is burning doesn't remove it from the stove

Tells you your grilled cheese is burning doesn't remove it from the stove  Scumbag Wife

makes your favourite meal if you wash up leaves a bigger clean up than Fukushima

makes your favourite meal if you wash up leaves a bigger clean up than Fukushima  Scumbag Wife

HE BOUGHT ME FLOWERS COCKSUCKER DIDN'T PUT THEM IN A VASE

HE BOUGHT ME FLOWERS COCKSUCKER DIDN'T PUT THEM IN A VASE  Scumbag Wife

Bought me tickets to season open game for birthday with my money

Bought me tickets to season open game for birthday with my money  Scumbag Wife

Fuck you Bitch!

Fuck you Bitch!  Scumbag Wife

Says You can do anything you want on Father's day Dislikes everything you suggest

Says You can do anything you want on Father's day Dislikes everything you suggest  Scumbag Wife

What? 2006: Her and a Realtor team up to pressure husband into buying too much house 2008: Divorces and leaves him when the market busts. 2009: He pulls the trigger while fellating a shotgun barrel

What? 2006: Her and a Realtor team up to pressure husband into buying too much house 2008: Divorces and leaves him when the market busts.       2009: He pulls the trigger while fellating a shotgun barrel  Scumbag Wife

Can feel your penis harden as you snuggle up behind her in bed Falls asleep

Can feel your penis harden as you snuggle up behind her in bed Falls asleep  Scumbag Wife
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