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Spends $300 on personal trainer Wants thirds for dinner

Spends $300 on personal trainer Wants thirds for dinner Scumbag Wife
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Used to give blow jobs before being married No blow jobs since month before wedding

Used to give blow jobs before being married No blow jobs since month before wedding Scumbag Wife
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Gives you shit about wasting all your time on Reddit Wastes hours on Pinterest

Gives you shit about wasting all your time on Reddit Wastes hours on Pinterest Scumbag Wife
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won't get tubes tied because she might want more kids wants you to get a vesectomy

won't get tubes tied because she might want more kids wants you to get a vesectomy Scumbag Wife
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wants to have kids doesn't want to deal with kids

wants to have kids doesn't want to deal with kids Scumbag Wife
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Asks to split sales on craiglist 50/50 because it's fair Throws a tantrum when you ask for the same treatment

Asks to split sales on craiglist 50/50 because it's fair Throws a tantrum when you ask for the same treatment Scumbag Wife
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organizes easter candy combines m&m's with skittles

organizes easter candy combines m&m's with skittles Scumbag Wife
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Knows you get up at 6 am stomps to bed at 5:30 am

Knows you get up at 6 am stomps to bed at 5:30 am Scumbag Wife
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Wants to throw you a party for your birthday You have to clean the house, mow the yard, cook, and deal with her stress about things not being ready for your birthday

Wants to throw you a party for your birthday You have to clean the house, mow the yard, cook, and deal with her stress about things not being ready for your birthday Scumbag Wife
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Marries you for being 'you' Hates everything you think, say, and do

Marries you for being 'you' Hates everything you think, say, and do Scumbag Wife
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