Scumbag Waitress

Always demands 20% tip Doesnt bring chips, salsa, or drinks for thirty minutes, knows manager code to delete check

Always demands 20% tip Doesnt bring chips, salsa,  or drinks for thirty minutes, knows manager code to delete check  Scumbag Waitress

Ask her for a side of ranch forgets

Ask her for a side of ranch forgets  Scumbag Waitress

He`s in the bathroom? quick, serve his table

He`s in the bathroom? quick, serve his table  Scumbag Waitress

I don't often come to see you But when I do, I wait until you have the mouth full

I don't often come to see you But when I do, I wait until you have the mouth full  Scumbag Waitress

Ask for a coke Pepsi?

Ask for a coke Pepsi?  Scumbag Waitress

Brags about $100 tip from 12 top to busser who did 80% of the work on said top I don't want to tip my fucking busser!

Brags about $100 tip from 12 top to busser who did 80% of the work on said top I don't want to tip my fucking busser!  Scumbag Waitress

how would you like your fish cooked?

 how would you like your fish cooked?  Scumbag Waitress

picks up a $20 bill for a $9 check, comes back empty-handed "Oh, were you wanting change?"

picks up a $20 bill for a $9 check, comes back empty-handed

how is eveything? Asks Just as you took a huge bite.

how is eveything? Asks Just as you took a huge bite.  Scumbag Waitress

Brings the check puts it on the only wet spot on the table

Brings the check puts it on the only wet spot on the table  Scumbag Waitress
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