Scumbag Waitress

"This plate is super hot" puts it right on the edge of the table

"This water tastes like blood" Leaves bloody water on the table

Has a vagina Thinks that makes her worthy of a 20% tip

Has a vagina Thinks that makes her worthy of a 20% tip  Scumbag Waitress

Excuse me, I don't have a fork. "There's one at the table beside you"

Excuse me, I don't have a fork.

has to work till closing treats last customer like shit

has to work till closing treats last customer like shit  Scumbag Waitress

brings you that small cup of barbecue sauce you asked for adds it to your bill

brings you that small cup of 
barbecue sauce you asked for adds it to your bill  Scumbag Waitress

Always asks how your food is while you're chewing it

Always asks how your food is                                   while you're chewing it  Scumbag Waitress

notices your eager and ready to order give you 5 more minutes to text her boyfriend

notices your eager and ready to order give you 5 more minutes to text her boyfriend  Scumbag Waitress

refills drink without asking makes you pay for it

refills drink without asking makes you pay for it  Scumbag Waitress

Always demands 20% tip Doesnt bring chips, salsa,

Always demands 20% tip Doesnt bring chips, salsa,   Scumbag Waitress
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