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Scumbag Uterus

Boyfriend snapped at you? The rational response is to simultaneously laugh and cry dementedly.

Boyfriend snapped at you? The rational response is to simultaneously laugh and cry dementedly. Scumbag Uterus
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Oh its new years day and you want to be happy? here, let me celebrate too!!

Oh its new years day and you want to be happy? here, let me celebrate too!! Scumbag Uterus
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Sorry I scared you with a late period Here, have constant cramps to make up for it

Sorry I scared you with a late period Here, have constant cramps to make up for it Scumbag Uterus
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Why? because fuck you that's why

Why? because fuck you that's why Scumbag Uterus
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Oh, you told your doctor you're two months late? How about I open the flood gates the day after while you're shopping?

Oh, you told your doctor you're two months late? How about I open the flood gates the day after while you're shopping? Scumbag Uterus
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Have a 103* fever Better start shedding that pesky uterine lining!

Have a 103* fever Better start shedding that pesky uterine lining! Scumbag Uterus
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Oh, your birth control has set your periods on a regular schedule? A new woman started work today. Let's change that.

Oh, your birth control has set your periods on a regular schedule? A new woman started work today. Let's change that. Scumbag Uterus
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Didn't get you a Valentine's Day gift Brings you an early birthday present

Didn't get you a Valentine's Day gift Brings you an early birthday present Scumbag Uterus
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Oh your best friend broke her leg in 10 places and you've been sleeping in hospital chairs for 3 days? Why don't I show up 4 days early to help with that

Oh your best friend broke her leg in 10 places and you've been sleeping in hospital chairs for 3 days? Why don't I show up 4 days early to help with that Scumbag Uterus
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If you didn't want to ruin your new panties you shouldn't have sneezed

If you didn't want to ruin your new panties you shouldn't have sneezed Scumbag Uterus
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