Scumbag Uterus

Supposed to have a day off, but got called in? Have an early period with a side of untreatable cramps.

Supposed to have a day off, but got called in? Have an early period with a side of untreatable cramps.  Scumbag Uterus

Boobs big Nipples sore

Boobs big Nipples sore  Scumbag Uterus

Not sure if leaking tampon Or just a queef

Not sure if leaking tampon Or just a queef  Scumbag Uterus

Sex buddy comes for a visit period

Sex buddy comes for a visit period  Scumbag Uterus

OH YOU TRIED TO STOP ME WITH AN IUD? HERE, GET YOUR PERIOD RANDOMLY AND WITH NO WARNING CRAMPS!

OH YOU TRIED TO STOP ME WITH AN IUD? HERE, GET YOUR PERIOD RANDOMLY AND WITH NO WARNING CRAMPS!  Scumbag Uterus

You had a migraine yesterday? Lets add some cramps and your period along with it.

You had a migraine yesterday? Lets add some cramps and your period along with it.  Scumbag Uterus

Your wisdom teeth come out on Valentine's Day? I'll be your date

Your wisdom teeth come out on Valentine's Day? I'll be your date  Scumbag Uterus

Work is boring? Would cramps make it more exciting?

Work is boring? Would cramps make it more exciting?  Scumbag Uterus

Gives you cramps made worse by needing to poop Makes you constipated for four days

Gives you cramps made worse by needing to poop Makes you constipated for four days  Scumbag Uterus

Oh you've been really stressed this month? Let me bless you with a 16 day period.

Oh you've been really stressed this month? Let me bless you with a 16 day period.  Scumbag Uterus
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