Scumbag Uterus

Oh? You haven't worn a tampon in 24 hours? *Achoo!*

Oh? You haven't worn a tampon in 24 hours? *Achoo!*  Scumbag Uterus

Goes to the bathroom to pee Pushes tampon partially out in process

Goes to the bathroom to pee Pushes tampon partially out in process  Scumbag Uterus

Your boyfriend got new egyptian cotton sheets for christmas? Here, let me shed all over them

Your boyfriend got new egyptian cotton sheets for christmas? Here, let me shed all over them  Scumbag Uterus

You wanna masturbate? here, have a period instead

You wanna masturbate? here, have a period instead  Scumbag Uterus

Oh you have a job interview? I wanna come too!

Oh you have a job interview? I wanna come too!  Scumbag Uterus

Slept in? Here, have a full pad and a waterfall for when you stand up

Slept in? Here, have a full pad and a waterfall for when you stand up  Scumbag Uterus

no sex this month? I'll come right on time Oh you had sex? I'll be a day late to keep you on your toes

no sex this month? I'll come right on time Oh you had sex? I'll be a day late to keep you on your toes  Scumbag Uterus

It's your birthday? Here, have a period.

It's your birthday? Here, have a period.  Scumbag Uterus

Notices you don't mind periods Gives you crippling cramps

Notices you don't mind periods Gives you crippling cramps  Scumbag Uterus

Haven't had sex in months? Let's have on schedule periods. Sexually active again? You know what would be hilarious? Week late periods!

Haven't had sex in months? Let's have on schedule periods. Sexually active again? You know what would be hilarious? Week late periods!  Scumbag Uterus
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