Scumbag Uterus

You just got the score you needed to get into law at the university you really wanted to go to? Let's celebrate with the worst cramps you've had in months!

You just got the score you needed to get into law at the university you really wanted to go to? Let's celebrate with the worst cramps you've had in months!  Scumbag Uterus

Oh you're looking forward to special anniversary sexy time? Here's your period, along with the worst cramps ever

Oh you're looking forward to special anniversary sexy time? Here's your period, along with the worst cramps ever  Scumbag Uterus

oh, you decided to start exercising? Here, let me help you lose some "uterus weight."

oh, you decided to start exercising? Here, let me help you lose some

Is that a fresh tampon? Time to poop

Is that a fresh tampon? Time to poop  Scumbag Uterus

Your period will start in three days Allow me to make you as angry as hell itself so you'll hurt everything you love for no reason

Your period will start in three days Allow me to make you as angry as hell itself so you'll hurt everything you love for no reason  Scumbag Uterus

You seemed so happy standing around naked and clean after your shower here's some blood on your leg. now you can take another one!

You seemed so happy standing around naked and clean after your shower here's some blood on your leg. now you can take another one!  Scumbag Uterus

been in line for colposcopy for months holds off period til the night before

been in line for colposcopy for months holds off period til the night before  Scumbag Uterus

Fooling around with your boyfriend? Let's give him his red wings.

Fooling around with your boyfriend? Let's give him his red wings.  Scumbag Uterus

Eating with Best friend? Lets give random heaviest of all heavy periods from the gods with uncontrollable crying!

Eating with Best friend? Lets give random heaviest of all heavy periods from the gods with uncontrollable crying!    Scumbag Uterus

Went off the pill after breaking up with your boyfriend? How about your period and a face full of spots for company?

Went off the pill after breaking up with your boyfriend? How about your period and a face full of spots for company?  Scumbag Uterus
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