Scumbag Uterus

You finally conceived a baby? oops! i lost him!

You finally conceived a baby? oops! i lost him!  Scumbag Uterus

oh you haven't had a sex drive in weeks? here's the craziest sex drive imaginable and the heaviest flow of your life.

oh you haven't had a sex drive in weeks? here's the craziest sex drive imaginable and the heaviest flow of your life.  Scumbag Uterus

Just started dating new guy Better let him know you aren't pregnant

Just started dating new guy Better let him know you aren't pregnant  Scumbag Uterus

Pulling an all nighter studying for finals? Here let me give you diarrhea and cramps to help you concentrate

Pulling an all nighter studying for finals? Here let me give you diarrhea and cramps to help you concentrate  Scumbag Uterus

aw, are you upset that you had to spend your pub money on a pregnancy test? I have just the thing

aw, are you upset that you had to spend your pub money on a pregnancy test? I have just the thing  Scumbag Uterus

Sleep late on the holdiays? 6am wakeup call

Sleep late on the holdiays? 6am wakeup call  Scumbag Uterus

let's paint the town RED

let's paint the town RED  Scumbag Uterus

Hey, I heard you were going to see your boyfriend Here's your period, nine days early

Hey, I heard you were going to see your boyfriend Here's your period, nine days early  Scumbag Uterus

So you got my tubes tied after the last baby you had? How about I never come but make you a hormonal psycho anyhow....

So you got my tubes tied after the last baby you had? How about I never come but make you a hormonal psycho anyhow....   Scumbag Uterus

You have a date at 5 here's some cramps from hell

You have a date at 5 here's some cramps from hell  Scumbag Uterus
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