Scumbag Uterus

You're moving to a third-story apartment tomorrow and can't use the elevator? That sucks, here's some cramps.

You're moving to a third-story apartment tomorrow and can't use the elevator? That sucks, here's some cramps.   Scumbag Uterus

Boyfriend Promises Sex tomorrow Here's your period today

Boyfriend Promises Sex tomorrow Here's your period today  Scumbag Uterus

come at me, bro

come at me, bro   Scumbag Uterus

long distance Boyfriend visiting for a week? Let's ruin everyone's day!

long distance Boyfriend visiting for a week? Let's ruin everyone's day!  Scumbag Uterus

it's 4am and you're peacefully sleeping? let's fix that

it's 4am and you're peacefully sleeping? let's fix that  Scumbag Uterus

expected to arrive on time fashionably late

expected to arrive on time fashionably late  Scumbag Uterus

tells you people don't love you makes you insult them till it becomes true.

tells you people don't love you makes you insult them till it becomes true.  Scumbag Uterus

Surprise! your period is running down your leg on the pool deck in front of your coworkers

Surprise! your period is running down your leg on the pool deck in front of your coworkers  Scumbag Uterus
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