Scumbag Uterus

Whoops, I'm a week late Oh well, I'll just give you your period on Christmas Eve

Whoops, I'm a week late Oh well, I'll just give you your period on Christmas Eve  Scumbag Uterus

having sex with a new guy for the first time? let me play you the song of my people

having sex with a new guy for the first time? let me play you the song of my people  Scumbag Uterus

Haven't bled for 24 hours? I'll fix that

Haven't bled for 24 hours? I'll fix that  Scumbag Uterus

LE SEXY TIME WITH NEW BOYFRIEND BLEEDS

LE SEXY TIME WITH NEW BOYFRIEND BLEEDS  Scumbag Uterus

Period stops for 24 hours, think it's over Lol, nope.

Period stops for 24 hours, think it's over Lol, nope.  Scumbag Uterus

Knows you're about to get out of the shower. Drops a red tidal wave on you while you're toweling off.

Knows you're about to get out of the shower. Drops a red tidal wave on you while you're toweling off.  Scumbag Uterus

So it's you're cake day tomorrow? Here's an early present!

So it's you're cake day tomorrow? Here's an early present!   Scumbag Uterus

Brand new underwear, huh? Let's start that menstrual cycle today!

Brand new underwear, huh? Let's start that menstrual cycle today!  Scumbag Uterus

10 seconds of naked run from the bathroom to your own room? you cant hold back that sneeze

10 seconds of naked run from the bathroom to your own room? you cant hold back that sneeze  Scumbag Uterus

come at me bro

come at me bro   Scumbag Uterus
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