Scumbag Uterus

Spend one hour kissing a guy in a club You cant take him home because you're on your period

Spend one hour kissing a guy in a club You cant take him home because you're on your period  Scumbag Uterus

Has ability to create life makes life miserable instead

Has ability to create life makes life miserable instead  Scumbag Uterus

Your period is over... It's safe to wear that white dress to work now. april fools!

Your period is over... It's safe to wear that white dress to work now. april fools!  Scumbag Uterus

All Done ...Just kidding!

All Done ...Just kidding!  Scumbag Uterus

Gives you the cramps from hell No period

Gives you the cramps from hell No period  Scumbag Uterus

You have a budoir photoshoot tomorrow? Let's have you bleeding, bloated, and breaking out, so you look your best

You have a budoir photoshoot tomorrow? Let's have you bleeding, bloated, and breaking out, so you look your best  Scumbag Uterus

Face magically clears up Because you're about to have your period

Face magically clears up Because you're about to have your period  Scumbag Uterus

it's spring break and you have a new fuck buddy? time for your period

it's spring break and you have a new fuck buddy? time for your period   Scumbag Uterus

think your period is over after only 3 days? bitch please, here's 6 more

think your period is over after only 3 days? bitch please, here's 6 more  Scumbag Uterus

Long-distance boyfriend you haven't seen in 5 months visiting? Here, have a period.

Long-distance boyfriend you haven't seen in 5 months visiting? Here, have a period.  Scumbag Uterus
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