Scumbag Uterus

tells you you're fat makes you crave ice cream

tells you you're fat makes you crave ice cream  Scumbag Uterus

makes you crazy super horny while you're on your period

makes you crazy super horny while you're on your period  Scumbag Uterus

You worked extra hard on that cosplay for the contest! It looks great! please accept this, along with my compliments

You worked extra hard on that cosplay for the contest! It looks great! please accept this, along with my compliments  Scumbag Uterus

It's your birthday? Uterus throws you the worst Surprise Party ever.

It's your birthday? Uterus throws you the worst Surprise Party ever.  Scumbag Uterus

Your period is 5 days late giving you a pregnancy scare? Here's 5 days worth of blood at once to make it up to you

Your period is 5 days late giving you a pregnancy scare? Here's 5 days worth of blood at once to make it up to you  Scumbag Uterus

senses stress about pregnancy scare Responds by delaying period

senses stress about pregnancy scare Responds by delaying period  Scumbag Uterus

IUD: Can't have kids eternal period proves it

IUD: Can't have kids eternal period proves it  Scumbag Uterus

Worried you're pregnant? Delay period due to stress!

Worried you're pregnant? Delay period due to stress!  Scumbag Uterus

Love your roommate dearly? Here, I sunk you two up so you can enjoy PMS together!

Love your roommate dearly? Here, I sunk  you two up so you can  enjoy PMS together!  Scumbag Uterus

Boyfriend gone for 5 weeks Bleeds for 1st weekend he gets back

Boyfriend gone for 5 weeks Bleeds for 1st weekend he gets back  Scumbag Uterus
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