Scumbag Uterus

So you're not on the same cycle as the rest of your team? I can fix that

So you're not on the same cycle as the rest of your team? I can fix that   Scumbag Uterus

horrible stomach flu? let me help

horrible stomach flu? let me help  Scumbag Uterus

pool party? I'm in!

pool party? I'm in!  Scumbag Uterus

Finally visiting your LD boyfriend again after 2 months? Let's celebrate with an extra period!

Finally visiting your LD boyfriend again after 2 months? Let's celebrate with an extra period!  Scumbag Uterus

Oh, your birthday is today? I guess I can make it.

Oh, your birthday is today? I guess I can make it.  Scumbag Uterus

Consistently late for six months Early two months in a row

Consistently late for six months Early two months in a row  Scumbag Uterus

Oh, next week you're with family and no chance of sex? NOPE, here's your period now!

Oh, next week you're with family and no chance of sex? NOPE, here's your period now!  Scumbag Uterus

Just you and your boyfriend home for the weekend? I brought you a gift

Just you and your boyfriend home for the weekend? I brought you a gift  Scumbag Uterus

Just started school and a new job? Here's some PMS that makes you think you're clinically insane. Caption 3 goes here

Just started school and a new job?  Here's some PMS that makes you think you're clinically insane.  Caption 3 goes here  Scumbag Uterus

Congratulations on not being pregnant Here's a taste of childbirth pain anyway

Congratulations on not being pregnant Here's a taste of childbirth pain anyway  Scumbag Uterus
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