Scumbag Uterus

Let's PMS during finals so i can come to the end-of-year parties!

Let's PMS during finals so i can come to the end-of-year parties!  Scumbag Uterus

2 DAY VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT I WANNNA PLAY!

2 DAY VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT  I WANNNA PLAY!  Scumbag Uterus

Oh you have the flu? How about I help you with that.

Oh you have the flu? How about I help you with that.  Scumbag Uterus

going back to work tomorrow after 3 weeks off from surgery, and no more painkillers? Here's some blood and painful cramps!

going back to work tomorrow after 3 weeks off from surgery, and no more painkillers? Here's some blood and painful cramps!  Scumbag Uterus

You're going to Las Vegas this weekend? Can I come?!

You're going to Las Vegas this weekend? Can I come?!  Scumbag Uterus

In a play tonight and still have lines to learn? here,have the worst cramps and heavy bleeding you've ever had.

In a play tonight and still have lines to learn? here,have the worst cramps and heavy bleeding you've ever had.  Scumbag Uterus

Coworker was talking about her period? That sounds like a fantastic idea!

Coworker was talking about her period? That sounds like a fantastic idea!  Scumbag Uterus

Bragged about no breakthrough bleeding? FTFY.

Bragged about no breakthrough bleeding? FTFY.  Scumbag Uterus

OH, YOU HAVE BRONCHITIS AND YOU WHOLE BODY ACHES? LET'S START SHARK WEEK 4 DAYS EARLY!

OH, YOU HAVE BRONCHITIS AND YOU WHOLE BODY ACHES? LET'S START SHARK WEEK 4 DAYS EARLY!   Scumbag Uterus

So you just washed your bed sheets? Awesome! I'll come right over!

So you just washed your bed sheets? Awesome! I'll come right over!  Scumbag Uterus
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