Scumbag Uterus

Super-busy, you said? Period, you said? Here, have some excruciating pain on top

Super-busy, you said? Period, you said? Here, have some excruciating pain on top  Scumbag Uterus

Oh, you're relaxing during a massage... I'm so relaxed, I'll bleed early

Oh, you're relaxing during a massage... I'm so relaxed, I'll bleed early  Scumbag Uterus

supposed to start period next week april fools'!

supposed to start period next week april fools'!  Scumbag Uterus

lets you know your period is coming with a shit-ton of zits

lets you know your period is coming with a shit-ton of zits  Scumbag Uterus

You're sick and don't think you could possibly feel any worse? challenge accepted.

You're sick and don't think you could possibly feel any worse? challenge accepted.  Scumbag Uterus

Oh, you're moving 8,000 miles away from home? Mood swings and irritability will help you prepare!

Oh, you're moving 8,000 miles away from home? Mood swings and irritability will help you prepare!  Scumbag Uterus

Oh, you've been vomiting non-stop for two days and are so dehydrated you need an IV? I want to join in!!

Oh, you've been vomiting non-stop for two days and are so dehydrated you need an IV? I want to join in!!  Scumbag Uterus

You have a runny nose? Well, let me give you something extra when you blow it.

You have a runny nose? Well, let me give you something extra when you blow it.  Scumbag Uterus

IUD? No U Don't!

IUD? No U Don't!  Scumbag Uterus

Oh you already have a UTI Here, have a period!

Oh you already have a UTI Here, have a period!  Scumbag Uterus
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