Scumbag Uterus

I see it's finals week How about a period?

I see it's finals week How about a period?   Scumbag Uterus

Oh your cat died and you have a sinus infection? I better go ahead and start a week and a half early

Oh your cat died and you have a sinus infection? I better go ahead and start a week and a half early  Scumbag Uterus

UTI this morning? I'll comfort you

UTI this morning? I'll comfort you  Scumbag Uterus

Debilitating cold during exams? Let me join too

Debilitating cold during exams? Let me join too  Scumbag Uterus

First week of college and your birthday? Here's some diarrhea, cramps and heavy bleeding for ya'.

First week of college and your birthday? Here's some diarrhea, cramps and heavy bleeding for ya'.   Scumbag Uterus

Late for two months "I know something that will go great with your recent mono and anniversary date tomorrow"

Late for two months

Your birthday is in a few days? Here, have an early present!

Your birthday is in a few days? Here, have an early present!  Scumbag Uterus

Just woke up 30 minutes past your clock in time? I feel like coming a week early.

Just woke up 30 minutes past your clock in time? I feel like coming a week early.   Scumbag Uterus

food poisoning, huh? i've got just the thing!

food poisoning, huh? i've got just the thing!  Scumbag Uterus

Oh so your hubby initiated sexy times with you and almost never does? I want to play too!

Oh so your hubby initiated sexy times with you and almost never does?  I want to play too!   Scumbag Uterus
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