Scumbag Uterus

strep throat & a cold? here, have a period

strep throat & a cold? here, have a period  Scumbag Uterus

bleeds

bleeds  Scumbag Uterus

You're probably pregnant, you should probably go get a test april fools!

You're probably pregnant, you should probably go get a test april fools!  Scumbag Uterus

Your birth control pills have been preventing my presence? I was just waiting til you had plans to go to a theme park

Your birth control pills have been preventing my presence? I was just waiting til you had plans to go to a theme park  Scumbag Uterus

In-laws coming to visit? No worries. I'll just show up a week early and visit at the same time.

In-laws coming to visit? No worries.  I'll just show up a week early and visit at the same time.  Scumbag Uterus

So your boyfriend got his car back today? Here's some bloating, extreme cramps, and the heaviest period flow ever.

So your boyfriend got his car back today? Here's some bloating, extreme cramps, and the heaviest period flow ever.  Scumbag Uterus

I see your skin is finally clearing up after your last period I think we should celebrate

I see your skin is finally clearing up after your last period I think we should celebrate  Scumbag Uterus

Excited your period should be over when you travel cross-country to visit your boyfriend? Delays for a week

Excited your period should be over when you travel cross-country to visit your boyfriend? Delays for a week  Scumbag Uterus

Period not due for a couple of days comes early and ruins favorite panties

Period not due for a couple of days comes early and ruins favorite panties  Scumbag Uterus

Oh you already have a bladder stone and feel like udder shit? Lets give you a random two day bleed-a-thon so you think you're dying!

Oh you already have a bladder stone and feel like udder shit? Lets give you a random two day bleed-a-thon so you think you're dying!  Scumbag Uterus
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