Scumbag Uterus

you have a four hour train ride? how about i keep you company!

you have a four hour train ride? how about i keep you company!  Scumbag Uterus

Going to an overnight event with some attractive guys tomorrow? Let me come too!

Going to an overnight event with some attractive guys tomorrow? Let me come too!  Scumbag Uterus

Going on a date with your crush? I wanna come with

Going on a date with your crush? I wanna come with  Scumbag Uterus

Live at The Uterus It's time for SUPERCRAMP!

Live at The Uterus  It's time for SUPERCRAMP!  Scumbag Uterus

Your wedding is on Saturday? I want to come, too!

Your wedding is on Saturday? I want to come, too!  Scumbag Uterus

first day back at school after spring break? ooh my time to shine!

first day back at school after spring break? ooh my time to shine!  Scumbag Uterus

Boyfriend had vasectomy 7 years ago "let's mix things up! I'm gonna make you 5 days late and make you think it's a freak conception"

Boyfriend had vasectomy 7 years ago

Worried you might be pregnant? I'll make your period twice as long with extra acne

Worried you might be pregnant? I'll make your period twice as long with extra acne  Scumbag Uterus

Wearing red for Valentines Day? You forgot about your underwear!

Wearing red for Valentines Day? You forgot about your underwear!  Scumbag Uterus

I see all your exams are happening this week Here's some cramps and bleeding for you

I see all your exams are happening this week Here's some cramps and bleeding for you  Scumbag Uterus
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