Scumbag Uterus

oh! you finally get laid with this handsome guy? In someone else's bed? Let me join the party!

oh! you finally get laid with this handsome guy? In someone else's bed? Let me join the party!  Scumbag Uterus

Out for a jog? Can I come?

Out for a jog? Can I come?  Scumbag Uterus

Crush just booty-called you? Good thing your period came early!

Crush just booty-called you? Good thing your period came early!  Scumbag Uterus

OH YOU'RE WORKING ON YOUR FINAL MODEL BUILDING ASSIGNMENT OF THE YEAR WORTH 50% OF YOUR ENTIRE GRADE? HERE, LET ME HELP WITH MINDBLOWING CRAMPS AND MIGRANES!

OH YOU'RE WORKING ON YOUR FINAL MODEL BUILDING ASSIGNMENT OF THE YEAR WORTH 50% OF YOUR ENTIRE GRADE? HERE, LET ME HELP WITH MINDBLOWING CRAMPS AND MIGRANES!  Scumbag Uterus

Bf coming into town? guess what time of the month it is!

Bf coming into town? guess what time of the month it is!  Scumbag Uterus

Done visiting family for the holidays and able to have sex again? Sounds like I'm needed!

Done visiting family for the holidays and able to have sex again? Sounds like I'm needed!  Scumbag Uterus

Oh, you have a three hour exam? Here, have the worst cramps of your life

Oh, you have a three hour exam? Here, have the worst cramps of your life  Scumbag Uterus

You're working on a zombie play? I'll do special effects!

You're working on a zombie play? I'll do special effects!  Scumbag Uterus

New year, new period

New year, new period  Scumbag Uterus

Getting that nasty stomach bug? Here, have a period.

Getting that nasty stomach bug? Here, have a period.  Scumbag Uterus
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