Scumbag Uterus

Oh, it's five hours before your sweet 16? Here's some cramps, bloating, and a headache, all before you have to get into a tight dress.

Oh, it's five hours before your sweet 16? Here's some cramps, bloating, and a headache, all before you have to get into a tight dress.  Scumbag Uterus

I'm so sorry that your dog just died So to take your mind off it, lets have all the symptoms of your period with no blood!

I'm so sorry that your dog just died So to take your mind off it, lets have all the symptoms of your period with no blood!  Scumbag Uterus

You're having a particularly easy period? Let's listen to sad Adele songs all day long.

You're having a particularly easy period? Let's listen to sad Adele songs all day long.  Scumbag Uterus

it's your birthday? here's another present!

it's your birthday? here's another present!  Scumbag Uterus

SO YOUR PERIOD IS SUPPOSE TO STOP TODAY LETS CELEBRATE WITH ANOTHER WEEK OF BLEEDING AND CRAMPS

SO YOUR PERIOD IS SUPPOSE TO STOP TODAY LETS CELEBRATE WITH ANOTHER WEEK OF BLEEDING AND CRAMPS  Scumbag Uterus

flying somewhere? Don't forget about me!

flying somewhere? Don't forget about me!  Scumbag Uterus

Oh you're sick with a cold and its summer break? Here's your period too!

Oh you're sick with a cold and its summer break? Here's your period too!  Scumbag Uterus

oh you're taking one of the most important tests of your life tomorrow? would a pounding headache and disabling cramps help you concentrate?

oh you're taking one of the most important tests of your life tomorrow? would a pounding headache and disabling cramps help you concentrate?   Scumbag Uterus

Congrats on the sex! Here's your period.

Congrats on the sex! Here's your period.  Scumbag Uterus

Hey, it's your birthday? I have a present for you.

Hey, it's your birthday? I have a present for you.  Scumbag Uterus
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