Scumbag Uterus

oh, you just had a period two weeks ago? sounds like you're due for another!

oh, you just had a period two weeks ago? sounds like you're due for another!  Scumbag Uterus

Boyfriend coming over? Here, have a period and the worst cramps you've had in months.

Boyfriend coming over? Here, have a period and the worst cramps you've had in months.  Scumbag Uterus

Oh, you're carrying almost 40 pounds of groceries back to your home 20 minutes away Here, have some cramps

Oh, you're carrying almost 40 pounds of groceries back to your home 20 minutes away Here, have some cramps  Scumbag Uterus

Your husband's arriving home in 48 hrs after 7 weeks away here have a yeast infection

Your husband's arriving home in 48 hrs after 7 weeks away here have a yeast infection  Scumbag Uterus

your presentation counts for you final? have the worst cramps in your life

your presentation counts for you final? have the worst cramps in your life  Scumbag Uterus

Warped tour in 2 days? Lets make your period start with hell bent cramps and emotionally unstable as a side

Warped tour in 2 days? Lets make your period start with hell bent cramps and emotionally unstable as a side  Scumbag Uterus

Going on a hike with no bathroom for miles? Allow me to join you

Going on a hike with no bathroom for miles? Allow me to join you   Scumbag Uterus

Oh you have to start taking pills for lyme disease that make you nauseous, in addition to steroids that give you indegestion? Time for your period!

Oh you have to start taking pills for lyme disease that make you nauseous, in addition to steroids that give you indegestion? Time for your period!  Scumbag Uterus

So your nose has been bleeding almost constantly for 2 weeks? Challenge Accepted.

So your nose has been bleeding almost constantly for 2 weeks? Challenge Accepted. 
  Scumbag Uterus

awesome nye night planned? nice! i'll come early and party too!

awesome nye night planned? nice! i'll come early and party too!  Scumbag Uterus
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